Life isn't always funny

Stuck in hospital at the moment with a couple of broken ribs…The woman sharing my room is snoring away and I can’t concentrate on anything…so I decided to cheer myself up and look for a good Linux joke…but I couldn’t find one that was actually funny. I am sure there are some out there somewhere… :slightly_smiling_face:


Well, in these times it could’ve been much worse. Let’s be optimistic and be happy that you have a condition that you should easily recover from. You will get better soon! :slightly_smiling_face:

Welcome to the community @Ute. I did a google search for “Linux joke” and found quite a few, but not being an Unix Admin most flew over my head. But here are a couple.
If KFC ran a linux system it would be called “Kernel Sanders”
I used to install windows. It was a real pane.
Linux is highly user friendly, it is just highly selective who it is friends with.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.


Something about snorers need a script bashing till they wake up, Haha