Stuck in hospital at the moment with a couple of broken ribs…The woman sharing my room is snoring away and I can’t concentrate on anything…so I decided to cheer myself up and look for a good Linux joke…but I couldn’t find one that was actually funny. I am sure there are some out there somewhere… 
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Well, in these times it could’ve been much worse. Let’s be optimistic and be happy that you have a condition that you should easily recover from. You will get better soon!
Welcome to the community @Ute. I did a google search for “Linux joke” and found quite a few, but not being an Unix Admin most flew over my head. But here are a couple.
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If KFC ran a linux system it would be called “Kernel Sanders”
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I used to install windows. It was a real pane.
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Linux is highly user friendly, it is just highly selective who it is friends with.
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% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
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Something about snorers need a script bashing till they wake up, Haha