A 77-year-old man is enjoying a cocktail in London’s Ritz lounge bar.
Then a gorgeous lady enters and sits down a few seats away.
The lady is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.
After a short while, she notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man has time to apologise, she looks deep into his eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I’ll do anything you’d like.
Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want £500, and there’s another condition".
Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is:
“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words”.
The man takes a moment to consider this offer from the divine vision before him.
He then whips out his wallet and puts ten crisp £50 notes in her outstretched hand.
He then gazes into her gorgous eyes, and says slowly and clearly:
“Paint my house.” Our needs change as we get older.