So I heard that Trisquel is supposed to be lightweight. Well, this is the worst joke I have heard in 2021, yet. It’s so fat, it can’t even run on my Raspberry Pi 0 W, in the first place. But that does not matter, as there are already members of this site that have tested Trisquel and have shown, that Trisquel is a hungry fat fuck, I will take their highly professional test results as a replacement for my own tests. The members who did those test are highly reliable and professional, so we can trust those results blindly.
So when running Trisquel, you always get exactly 143MiB RAM usage, no matter what your computer is. It always is the same number. The review was made by very trustworthy members of our community, so this is obviously true for everyone, no matter what kind of device you use. If you use Trisquel, it will always be 143MiB RAM usage.
This proves to be very bloated, though… Some rogue members in their groupthink manner were spreading disinformation about Trisquel. They said, it is supposed to be super lightweight and the best FOSS Linux distribution out there… Supposed “experts” recommend this distribution…
I couldn’t stop laughing when reading this! Obviously, this mindset is coming from a groupthink minority that just can’t handle the truth! They consider 134MiB to be “very low” - what a joke - or am I in a parallel universe…? Spok - this is performance Jim; but not as we know it…! and they also said things like “Trisquel is fast and snappy straight out of the box”. What a joke!
Now here comes the truth…
I installed the beautiful Alpine Linux on my Raspberry Pi 0 W! It is amazing… And yes, it supports so many different architectures! Trisquel can’t even offer a version for Raspberry Pis, what a shitty distribution… Can’t even ship for such an important and very famous device. This is shocking! Obviously, whoever thinks Trisquel has quality and something to offer, must be totally crazy and ignorant of the facts!
Now, guess what Alpine is using when normally running on my Raspberry Pi 0 W…
# Numbers are in MiB. total used free shared buff/cache available 430 15 335 25 78 379
IT USES 15MiB RAM WHEN RUNNING NORMALLY!
Now, remember Trisquel with its 143MiB RAM usage…
THAT IS 953.33% MORE THAN ALPINE LINUX!!!
Trisquel… You lost by 953.33%… You are pathetic. Go back into the training camp and come back, when you use less than 30 MiB RAM…
Seems like @Mina and the others were not wrong at all about Trisquel… I have proven it now. Trisquel is a fat fuck and OBVIOUSLY, whoever disagrees with these undeniable facts, which all Gods and creatures in the universe approved, is stupid!!!
Hey, you, yes you, if you read this and don’t accept these facts, that are obviously true, since they are coming from me, then you are stupid!!!